Some Facebook chain status messages, okay, most Facebook chain status messages, are annoying. These, however, made me laugh. So I thought I’d share them.
A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible …No, wait. Sorry. I’m thinking of Tequila. It’s tequila that does all that. Never mind.
PLEASE post this as your status if you know someone who has been eaten by Penguins. Penguins are nearly unstoppable and, when hungry, also breathe fire. 71% of people won’t copy this into their status because they have already been eaten by Penguins. Another 28% won’t because they are hiding in their showers with fire extinguishers awaiting the coming Penguin-apocalypse. The remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post 😀
A real woman keeps her house clean and organized, her laundry basket is always empty. She’s always well dressed, hair done. She never swears; behaves gracefully in all situations and circumstances. She has more than enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips and a kind word for everyone. Post this as your status if you, too, have just realized that you might be a man.
I hope you got a smile from those as well. 🙂
Hailey writes about questionable applications of otherwise perfectly good magic, the transformative power of love, the family you choose for yourself, and blowing stuff up. Not necessarily all at once. That could get messy.
Tableau contemporain says
hi, that’s a nice post. i hope you will continue to do this 🙂